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Anti-Palin Blog

wigiantarctica709 — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:17:08 CDT

Here are some great anti-Palin blogs:

http://www.womenagainstsarahpalin.blogspot.com/

http://www.nosarahpalin.blogspot.com/

http://stopsarahpalin.blogspot.com/

Thanks!

Polar Bears Against Palin Home

frozentundra — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:02:26 CDT

Polar bears have it tough - the polar ice caps are melting; the fish we eat are disappearing. Now Sarah Palin is on the verge of becoming the VP of the USA. Well, screw that!

Stand up, polar bears! Stand up and fight! Say 'no' to Sarah Palin. Say 'yes' to ice!

Sarah Palin Hates Polar Bears She might look like a hot librarian but this bespectacled babe would like to see us crawl back into the cold ice caves we come from. Learn all about Sarah's point of view when it comes to adding polar bears to the endangered species list.	Send Sarah a Polar Bear Sarah does prefer her animals stuffed (helicopter hunting...huh?) but send her some polar bear love. Let's melt Sarah's heart!
Palin's Environmental Beliefs - FAIL! As governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin sued the Bush administration for trying to put us polar bears on the endangered species list. Can you get any more wrong than that? Read about her environmental point of view.	Trust Us...It's Melting Sarah says global warming is a figment of our imaginations. Wh...wha...what? Pretty much every scientist on the planet agrees you humans are doing something "less than optimal" to the planet. The woman can literally walk out the door and watch glaciers melt. Two words -- she crazy. See for yourself what's going on!
What Jon Stewart Says About Sarah We can't get enough of this guy! If we could, we'd lick him with our purple tongues.	Say "Awwhhhh!" We are cute, cute, cute!
With Friends Like Her...Maybe We are Lucky Knowing upfront she is not on your side might be a saving grace. Have you heard what she's done to her friends?	Sarah Palin News Headlines The latest and greatest from Sarah in the news. Trust us...the more you know, the more you'll shake your head, too.

Send Sarah A Polar Bear

frozentundra — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:45:03 CDT

She wants us dead but maybe, just maybe, we can make her rethink her "drill, baby, drill" attitude. Send Sarah a stuffed polar bear. At the very least, she can give it to her soon-to-be-born grandchild.

Where to Mail Your Polar Bear:

Governor Sarah Palin
Juneau Office
Alaska State Capitol Building
Third Floor
P.O. Box 110001
Juneau, AK 99811-0001

Suggested Gift Card Messages:

Dear Sarah,

Enjoy the polar bear. Maybe you can tell your future grandchildren what we were like.
Your future sure looks brighter than mine.
If we're all God's creature, why are you shooting us from helicopters?
My stuffing is made from the shredded books you banned from Alaskan libraries.
Best of luck breaking through that glass ceiling while I'm falling through the melting ice.

Places you can buy a stuffed polar bear:

Note: As much as we need the money, us polar bears make no money from this effort. The way the economy is going, we figure it's the least we can do.

Sarah Palin in the News

frozentundra — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:31:43 CDT

Sarah Palin Saved by a Witch Doctor Could this guy get the devil out of the melting ice? Read the story	Sarah Palin Keeps Dirty Political Money Us polar bears should start a PAC. Read the story
Sarah Palin Kicks it With Couric Does anyone else feel sorry for you? We're falling through the ice and even we feel sorry for you.

Polar Bears Against Palin Pictures

frozentundra — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:56:21 CDT

One of us protesting Palin in Alaska.	Polar Bears protesting at a meeting!	Type your photo caption or credit here.
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Sarah Palin Fights Polar Bears

frozentundra — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 11:40:42 CDT

Back in January, a little known Alaskan governor published an op-ed in the New York Times. Us polar bears have gathered together to pen our counterpoint to Sarah's point.

Question: do you find it as shocking as we do that Sarah Palin reads the New York Times?

Point by Sarah Palin	Counterpoint by Polar Bear
"About the closest most Americans will ever get to a polar bear are those cute, cuddly animated images that smiled at us while dancing around, pitching soft drinks on TV and movie screens this holiday season."	We know where this is going. She's trying to minimize our importance by suggesting we're not immediately available to the vast majority of the population. Come on, Sarah. That's a rookie league move.
"This is unfortunate, because polar bears are magnificent animals, not cartoon characters."	This statement confirms that Sarah Palin thinks you are stupid. In a recent poll, 100% of respondents (+/- 4 points) knew that polar bears were real.
"They are worthy of our utmost efforts to protect them and their Arctic habitat."	I'm smelling what you're cooking, Sarah! Bring it!
"But adding polar bears to the nation’s list of endangered species, as some are now proposing, should not be part of those efforts."	What? You just said humans should do everything in their power. You confuse me.
"To help ensure that polar bears are around for centuries to come, Alaska (about a fifth of the world’s 25,000 polar bears roam in and around the state) has conducted research and worked closely with the federal government to protect them."	Sorry...wild salmon stuck in our throat...BULLSH&T!
"We have a ban on most hunting — only Alaska Native subsistence families can hunt polar bears — and measures to protect denning areas and prevent harassment of the bears."	When you say "most hunting" does that include helicopter hunting?
"We are also participating in international efforts aimed at preserving polar bear populations worldwide."	Were these efforts the reason you finally got a passport?
"This month, the secretary of the interior is expected to rule on whether polar bears should be listed under the Endangered Species Act."	It's about f*cking time! There are only 25,000 of us left. That's only 4 times the population of the town you were mayor of.
"I strongly believe that adding them to the list is the wrong move at this time. My decision is based on a comprehensive review by state wildlife officials of scientific information from a broad range of climate, ice and polar bear experts."	Hold on there, Scary Spice. From what we've heard, you really didn't listen to your state wildlife officials.
"The Center for Biological Diversity, an environmental group, has argued that global warming and the reduction of polar ice severely threatens the bears’ habitat and their existence. In fact, there is insufficient evidence that polar bears are in danger of becoming extinct within the foreseeable future — the trigger for protection under the Endangered Species Act."	"Foreseeable" seems to be the operative word here. Extinct within the next couple of years? Probably not...I'll give you that. But if you humans don't get off the mark pretty soon, the only place you'll see us is in those cartoons you were talking about.
"And there is no evidence that polar bears are being mismanaged through existing international agreements and the federal Marine Mammal Protection Act."	Says who? Bush's global warming experts? British Petroleum's crack polar bear population team?
"The state takes very seriously its job of protecting polar bears and their habitat and is well aware of the problems caused by climate change."	So if climate changes is causing us problems (ie. melting our ice) and we can't live without our ice, wouldn't that suggest we're endangered?
"But we know our efforts will take more than protecting what we have — we must also learn what we don’t know."	And we all know that you don't know what the Vice President actually does. But I digress.
"That’s why state biologists are studying the health of polar bear populations and their habitat. As a result of these efforts, polar bears are more numerous now than they were 40 years ago."	There are still only 25,000 polar bears in the entire arctic region. That would be like the equivalent of 10 people living in the state of California.
"The polar bear population in the southern Beaufort Sea off Alaska’s North Slope has been relatively stable for 20 years, according to a federal analysis."	Wouldn't this suggest that things aren't too rosy? Us bears like getting it on like the rest of you so if things were groovy, wouldn't there be more of us now than there were back in the day?
"We’re not against protecting plants and animals under the Endangered Species Act. Alaska has supported listings of other species, like the Aleutian Canada goose. The law worked as it should — under its protection the population of the geese rebounded so much that they were taken off the list of endangered and threatened species in 2001. Listing the goose — then taking it off — was based on science."	So you were for it before you were against it or were you against it before you were for it?
"The possible listing of a healthy species like the polar bear would be based on uncertain modeling of possible effects. This is simply not justified.What is justified is worldwide concern over the proven effects of climate change."	The ice is melting. We live on the ice. Unless you're going to provide us with outboard motors and a boat, I think you're missing the point!
"The Center for Biological Diversity, which petitioned for the polar bear to be protected, wants the listing to force the government to either stop or severely limit any public or private action that produces, or even allows, the production of greenhouse gases. But the Endangered Species Act is not the correct tool to address climate change — the act itself actually prohibits any consideration of broader issues."	I smell legalese hear. Can't we all agree that we need more polar bears? I don't really care how you do it but I'm pretty sure you put us on the ESA list and things get better for us bears.
"Such limits should be adopted through an open process in which environmental issues are weighed against economic and social needs, and where scientists debate and present information that policy makers need to make the best decisions."	"Blah blah blah blah blah."
"Americans should become involved in the issue of climate change by offering suggestions for constructive action to their state governments. But listing the polar bear as threatened is the wrong way to get to the right answer."	Great! So you don't support putting us on the list. So what do you suggest? You're a lot of smoke and no fire, Sarah! And that's just what we don't need...more greenhouse emissions.
"Sarah Palin, a Republican, is the governor of Alaska."	Polar Bear, an independent, is a polar bear and she's pissed off.

What Palin Has Done to Friends

ScaredIceLess — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:47:43 CDT

Out of the paltry two donations she has ever made, Palin used one of them to fund a candidate trying to unseat the daughter of her former political patron.
Palin fired her top legislative director, whom she praised publicly to high heaven but go rid of for "poor job performance," after she learned he was having an affair with a married friend of hers.
Palin cut funds for the Special Olympics, Catholic Charities and Covenant House after saying parents of special-needs children would have in her an advocate in the White House.

Sarah Palin Environmental Beliefs

frozentundra — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:31:48 CDT

	Sarah supports strip mining. There is gold and other precious minerals in those Alaskan mountains and the cheapest way to get at them - strip mining! Sarah can't wait to get her strip on!

	Sarah thinks global warming is overblown. Sarah thinks the idea of man being responsible for the warming of the planet is a gross exaggeration without scientific evidence to reach justifiable conclusions.

	Sarah doesn't care about marine life. Sarah's administration has allows Chevron and other Big Oil companies to increase the amount of toxic waste they poor into Alaskan waters. Let's just say that's not so awesome if you're a fish or an animal that eats fish.

	Sarah wants to drill ANWR. The main reason she's opposed to putting the polar bear on the ESP list is because this would limit the ability to drill in ANWR. You heard the cheers at the Republican National Convention - "Drill, baby, drill!"

	Sarah loves big game hunting. Sarah has proposed $150 bounties on wolves as long as the hunter offers the front legs as proof of the kill. She's also okay with air hunting where hunters shoot prey from the air. Now that's sport!

Alaskan Glaciers Then And Now

frozentundra — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:14:58 CDT

Here is visual evidence of the decline of Alaska's great glaciers. As Nelly said, "It's getting hot in here!" The same is pretty much true for the ice pack in the Arctic Circle.

Holgate Glacier, in August 2004	Holgate Glacier, in July 1909

Polar Bears Against Palin - Recently Updated Pages

Anti-Palin Blog

Polar Bears Against Palin Home

Sarah Palin Hates Polar Bears

Send Sarah a Polar Bear

Palin's Environmental Beliefs - FAIL!

Trust Us...It's Melting

What Jon Stewart Says About Sarah

Say "Awwhhhh!"

With Friends Like Her...Maybe We are Lucky

Sarah Palin News Headlines

Send Sarah A Polar Bear

Where to Mail Your Polar Bear:

Sarah Palin in the News

Sarah Palin Saved by a Witch Doctor

Sarah Palin Keeps Dirty Political Money

Sarah Palin Kicks it With Couric

Polar Bears Against Palin Pictures

Sarah Palin Fights Polar Bears

What Palin Has Done to Friends

Sarah Palin Environmental Beliefs

Sarah supports strip mining.

Sarah thinks global warming is overblown.

Sarah doesn't care about marine life.

Sarah wants to drill ANWR.

Sarah loves big game hunting.

Alaskan Glaciers Then And Now