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Vermont Teddy Bear Polar Bear		She wants us dead but maybe, just maybe, we can make her rethink her "drill, baby, drill" attitude. Send Sarah a stuffed polar bear. At the very least, she can give it to her soon-to-be-born grandchild.

Where to Mail Your Polar Bear:


Governor Sarah Palin
Juneau Office
Alaska State Capitol Building
Third Floor
P.O. Box 110001
Juneau, AK 99811-0001

Suggested Gift Card Messages:

Dear Sarah,
  • Enjoy the polar bear. Maybe you can tell your future grandchildren what we were like.
  • Your future sure looks brighter than mine.
  • If we're all God's creature, why are you shooting us from helicopters?
  • My stuffing is made from the shredded books you banned from Alaskan libraries.
  • Best of luck breaking through that glass ceiling while I'm falling through the melting ice.

Places you can buy a stuffed polar bear:
Note: As much as we need the money, us polar bears make no money from this effort. The way the economy is going, we figure it's the least we can do.



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